One Sleeper's Take on Jaw Support

My name is Tom, and I'm a Derila Ergo addict. It's been 3 months since I could sleep on anything else, and I'm here because I have a problem. A really good problem. I Want This Addiction THE ADDICTION STARTS INNOCENT ENOUGH: Week 1: "This pillow is pretty comfortable" Week 2: "Wow, I'm sleeping really well" Month 1: "I can't believe how good I feel every morning" Month 2: "Wait, I can't sleep on anything else anymore" I Want This Experience THE WITHDRAWAL IS REAL: Last weekend I stayed at my sister's house. One night on her "good" pillow and I woke up feeling like I'd been in a car accident. My jaw was clenched, my neck was stiff, and I realized I've been completely spoiled by proper jaw support. I actually drove home a day early. That's when I knew I had a serious dependency. I Need To Try This GROUP THERAPY SESSION: "Hi Tom, what brings you to Ergo Addicts Anonymous?" "Well, I can no longer function as a normal person who sleeps on regular pillows. The butterfly design has ruined me for all other sleep surfaces. I need the jaw support. I crave the airway alignment. Without it, I'm just another mouth-breathing insomniac." THE ENABLER SPECIAL: 70% off for people who want to join our addiction support group. Enable My Addiction THE BOTTOM LINE: Some addictions ruin your life. This one improves it dramatically. Join our support group. We meet every night... in our beds... sleeping amazingly well. Sign Me Up – 70% Off Tom from Derila All contents of this email should be considered as advertisement or promotion. If you decide you don't want to receive emails from us please click here to unsubscribe from these promotional emails. UAB Convenity • Gedimino g. 45-7, LT-44239 Kaunas, Lithuania • +4932213260060